I will not be standing in line today. For those of you who are, here are some quotes and Elvis in black leather to help you pass the time as you wait for the $25.00 television. 😉
Here’s wishing your Black Friday injuries aren’t so severe that you can’t click a mouse on Cyber Monday.
Only in America do people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.
Shopping is a woman thing. It’s a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase.
Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley.
Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line.
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking.
All quotes courtesy of QuoteGarden.com